JUST WHO EXACTLY IS LOSING IT?

Last updated : 07 May 2003 By Editor

With the press periodically claiming that SAF had 'lost it' this season, it appears that insanity has actually taken a grip of Mr. Arsewipe Wenger. You'd think after making lots of ridiculous statements this year he would have learnt to keep his mouth shut, but no. Here are his latest brushes with insanity/arrogance/stupidity.

"We finished runners-up but still dominated English football for the most part of the season, even if we lost the title, because of our overall performance.

"It's more interesting when other clubs get closer to us, though. When you know United would not drop points it was not interesting.

"Three (points) and three (points). When teams have something to go for, it makes it more interesting, but they played teams who had nothing to play for, so the more teams competing for the championship, the better."

Will he ever learn?

"I said to do better than last season was my target," he affirmed.

"Not to lose more games.

"No matter what I say, I am wrong in this case, and there are questions where it does not matter what you say.

"The target was to win every game, not to lose a game, and that will be the same next year."