YOU MAKE ME LAUGH

Last updated : 05 May 2003 By editor

‘Three short words are guaranteed to elicit laugher at Manchester United: shift of power. Arsene Wenger's famous, now infamous pronouncement a year ago that the Premiership's control room had relocated from Old Trafford to Highbury was yesterday shown to be the most hollow of boasts. The mirth could almost be heard 200 miles to the north.’