AND..JUST FOR A LAUGH

Last updated : 04 May 2004 By editor

Amid continued speculation that Keegan will walk before he is shoved out the door with Dennis Tueart's knife in the middle of his back and boot up the arse. The Sun also report that Gordon Strachan is being lined up as his successpor.

City chairman John Wardle said: "It would be totally irresponsible not to analyse what has gone wrong this season. Everyone will be involved — me, the manager, everyone. It’s imperative this club is on the right footing."