BECKHAM BUYS A PICTURE

Last updated : 20 March 2003 By Editor
The Sun have produced the amazing revelation that David and
his wife have paid £5000 for a portrait of the pair of them
cuddling naked. The work was commissioned from German artist
Jochen Allardice-Grein

He will alter it on the computer to make it unrecognisable
from the original.

Jochen, 35, said: “My work looks nothing like the
originals.”

How absolutely fascinating.