BLAH BLAH BLAH

"The other competitions take place every year, and the centenary's date was known for a long time. If I was nasty I would say it's been known for a hundred years.”

"We hope that respect for FIFA who did so much for all federations will prevail and make sure that the clubs release their players and that the players also feel like playing."

"I am told about the FA Cup final, but we will see which teams will play it and if French or Brazilian players will be involved," added Blatter.

"As far as I am concerned, I am convinced we will find a solution. For the people living in London, Paris is only two hours and 10 minutes away with the Eurostar. “

This one’s a cracker.

"It's like going to training to the other side of town." arf.

Although FIFA have promised not to impose any sanctions on those players who do not attend the Paris match, Blatter's strong tone indicates his belief that it represents an important fixture and that he would frown on those who refused to take part.