EXCLUSIVE ERIC INTERVIEW IN TOMORROW'S RED ISSUE

Last updated : 07 January 2005 By editor
Cantona interviewed 10 years on from Selhurst. And all the usual guff. Still only £1.50.

Please don't be discouraged by our ugly sellers who will look even uglier on account of their festive hangovers. When approached they are actually very polite and have all attended a 13 week customer service course and now have an NVQ.

Please report any bad customer service to the usual address and we will ensure that any offenders are knee-capped.