FAT FRANK SAYS NO
"I'm not going to Manchester United," Lampard confirmed to Chelsea TV.
"I'm very happy here and I'm hoping we'll get it sorted out. It's much deeper than money.
"I feel very much at home here and my family have been converted into being Chelsea fans."
"The relationship I have with the fans makes me want to stay here for the rest of my career,"
"If I was offered a long-term contract which enabled me to finish my career here, I would sign it as long as the circumstances were right."
And with quotes like that would it really be a shame if United missed out?