Red: You’ve fucked us over big time there Gill. I can’t believe you’ve sold us out.
Gill: (looks perplexed, doesn’t know what to say. Enter Fergie)
Red: You’ve fucked us over too, you could’ve spoke out about it.
Fergie: I’ve got close mates who’ve been working with me here for 15 years. They come first in all this.
Red: So don’t the fans come first?
Fergie: Well I suppose they do come somewhere.
Red: You what? That’s well out of order.
Fergie: Well if you don’t like it go and watch Chelsea.
Red: The fans have been screwed right over. It costs me £20-odd a game now as it is.
Fergie: It costs more than that at Chelsea, go and watch them.
[Red storms off, and spots Ferdinand: "Oi you greedy c*nt, how you spending your pay rise?"]