HE'S GOT BAD BREATH YOU KNOW

Last updated : 01 September 2002 By Editor

That bird, Caroline Martin, who shagged Deayton, Fab and Yorke tells all about her liaisons with Fartin

The NOTW:

“I always thought there was something creepy about him. Despite being in a downstairs bedroom he’d like to leave the curtains open.

“I’d only been working for the agency a few weeks when I was told to go and see a ‘REGULAR’ customer. We met at a room at The Pelican Inn (near Alty). He was well dressed, carrying a bottle of wine and said his name was Mike Edwards. But when he kissed me I reeled from his exceptionally bad breath.

“He was polite but there was something odd about him.

“Over time I was to realise that Martin was very meticulous. He’d always undress in the same obsessive manner.

“As soon as he was naked, he leapt into bed and pulled the cover over him. I think he was ashamed of his body. He had wolf like hair on his back and that saggy skin that comes with old age.

“Later that week a few of the other girls told me who he was. Next time I was sent to his cottage. (The Screws at this point, claim that he bought this place specifically as a knocking shop) Over the next 10 months, the routine was the same. We’d drink some wine then go to the downstairs bedroom where Martin would undress in the same precise order before holding me and doing the horrible kissing thing that seemed to get him aroused.

“But I learned that if I gave a convincing performance, gasping with pleasure the ORDEAL would soon be over.”

Ed. Fantastic