Last updated : 23 January 2004 By Editor
Liverpoool Chief Executive Rick Parry has admitted that Gerard Houllier isn't as
good as SAF or Arsewipe Wenger. The Mirror reports that Parry made the
comment in a letter to a fan who was calling for Bug eyes to be sacked. He said:

"No-one here is content with the current performances and we feel the
disappointment as deeply as any supporter but there are very few managers
capable of leading the biggest clubs to glory.

"Unless we can be certain we're bringing in someone better (and I'm not sure Sir Alex Ferguson or Arsene Wenger would come), firing the manager is not the answer."

Arf. What next? An admission that their 'Treble' was made up of worthless