As Red Issue reported earlier in the week rumours have been circulating in Liarville that KKK had resigned after a bust up with club chairman David Bernstein over money for new signings. It is believed that the source of the story is ‘a well-placed journalist close to the club’.
Red Ish fav and city chief liar Chris Bird has denied the story but Keegan has been in hiding and has yet to comment. We believe that the Keegan heard on GMR yesterday was one of those clever chappies from the Beeb's Dead Ringers program.
Maybe he is in rehearsals for an appearance at the Contact Theatre next week:
This from the Contact’s web site:
Thursday 5th December
‘Commonword are looking for artful liars, to take part in their silver tongue contest. Can you tell a short, tall story or invent a believable urban myth? If so, give us a ring and book a performance slot. There'll be cash prizes, but be warned - you'll be pitched against some of the best liars in town. We also need a non-gullible audience to help us pick the best lie of the night. The night will be hosted by Michelle Green.’
Oh how you could have cityesque fun with that text; ‘silver tongue contest’; ‘a believable urban myth’; and a Red audience? ‘non-gullible audience‘ surely that was written by a Red.