MORE C*NTS THAN A GYNAECOLOGIST'S WAITING ROOM

The Z-listers of the world can’t wait.

The Beckhams are throwing a star-studded £100,000 party to say goodbye to their friends before they move to Spain.

Victoria and David are hosting a farewell do to end all dos for 300 guests in London to celebrate Becks’ transfer to Real Madrid.

Posh, who is with David on his ten-day promotional tour of the Far East, will fly home by herself in a few days’ time to organise the bash.

She has hired Nell’s Bar for the event next Saturday, a two-floor club in the capital’s West End with two large bar areas.

A close friend said:

“Victoria wants to say goodbye in style. She has mixed feelings about leaving. On the one hand she is excited about moving to a new country. But she also has a lot of people she will miss and she wants to bring them all together for one night.

“Victoria wants to make it a party to remember and money is no object.

“She is considering having a Spanish theme to celebrate their move, with sangria, tapas and flamenco dancers.

“Or she might stick to the club’s normal package of champagne and Asian canapés with duck rolls and chicken satay.”