NEW RED ISSUE OUT TOMORROW
The Ed's Mum was full of praise, "This is the best mag since the last one, no doubt about it," she said.
His brother was equally impressed, "I like the colour and the cartoons" he dribbled.
An old man in a pub who happened to find a copy said, "Very enjoyable stuff, I'd certainly recommend Ted's Issue to anyone who bought me a pint."
Sellers will, as usual, be around the ground tomorrow but if you are scared that they may attack you in order to steal your socks then you can subscribe instead. 10 issues direct to your door and no need to go to the match in bare feet.