"Retirement? You must be joking, especially when you consider the other option is to stay at home with the wife.
"I am definitely committed to another two years - this season and the next.
"The owners have had a chat with me but you cannot put a time limit on it. The most important thing is that you have your health."
So are we to have the 2002 'Who is Fergie's successor?' debacle all over again or is he being cute and saying two years when he really means one?