PART-TIMER GETS DESPERATE

Last updated : 26 March 2003 By Editor
Martin Tyrrell, a 24 year old Southampton fan, has offered
to clean the toilet for a week of anyone who can supply him
with a ticket for the FA Cup semi final.

Ananova report that he has placed an advert in the Daily
Echo in Southampton offering his services in return for the
elusive brief.

However he only has himself to blame, having given up his
season ticket half way through the season:

"I am a member of the club and have been to all the games
this season. My mate and I had season tickets but we gave
them up just before Christmas. It was the worst thing I have
ever done.

"I would clean the toilet of someone with a spare ticket for
a week if it meant I could get a ticket but I would draw the
line at being someone's slave for the day - unless of
course, it was a nice fit young blonde."