PREMIERSHIP GAMES LIVE ON SKY

Last updated : 26 June 2002 By Editor
Are Sky going to pick up any loss of earnings? The draconian Premier League rules prevent us mentioning the fixture dates and the teams we will be playing but work it out for yourselves:

August
Fri 23 Rent Boys away

September
Sat 14 Sheep away

October
Mon 7 Blue scousers at home

November
Sat 9 Bitters away
Sun 17 racist east end gibbons away
Sat 23 cartoon army at home

December
Sun 1 Vermin away
Sat 7 French WCup squad at home
Thur 26 Monkey hangers away