Which high-profile manager was sacked not for his side's results - as reported - but for blowing huge sums of the club's money on calls to 0898 adult lines?
Which Premiership manager took a £2.5m bung when signing a player worth £5m less than he paid?
Which Premiership footballer admitted to police that he 'ejaculated into the face' of a team-mate in the back seat of his car?
And which 26-year-old Premiership international striker is actually 38? No, not Goater, Angel, Heskey, Rooney...
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