In short, Smithy gets reserve teamer Phil Bardsley to get he girl's phone number for him, gets the girl back to his place, serves her a cup of Yorkshire tea and is 'pleasured' whilst watching Match of The Day.
SMITHY 'PLEASURED'
In short, Smithy gets reserve teamer Phil Bardsley to get he girl's phone number for him, gets the girl back to his place, serves her a cup of Yorkshire tea and is 'pleasured' whilst watching Match of The Day.