Last updated : 02 June 2004 By Editor

The baseless, wild transfer speculation surrounding United that at the same time enrages and enlivens is all but extinct. We’d make some up ourselves but it just isn’t the same. Our only solace comes in the speculation over the Heinze deal, but there are 57 varieties on the story and we don’t have time to print them all. Suffice to say, some believe his signing could be announced today.