STICK IT UP YOUR B*LL*CKS

Roy Keane will escape another FA punishment after his latest comments about Alan Shearer made in a new video, As I See It.

"I was sent off for pushing him but if you are going to get sent off, you might as well punch him properly. It's the same punishment. You might as well get hung for a sheep as a lamb."

More like Keane will escape another FA hanging because for once the hysterical Press have forgotten the way to the scaffold.

Meanwhile Keane's overbearing ambition shows through again:

"I have four years left on my deal and it may be too much to win the European Cup four times, but I'd like to win it a couple of times.

"People tell me I still got a medal in '99 but I didn't play in the final. That medal means nothing to me.