The Express says that if Ruud does go we will get Atletico Madrid's Fernando Torres
The Screws say that Chelsea have beaten us to Matteo Ferrari who is on offer from Parma, however The Mirror says he's coming here
Alan Smith will not make a 'treacherous' move to O.T. but will go to Newcastle according to the Express. Other papers going to Inter MIlan, Middlesborough or Biirmingham.
The Observer say that Becks is staying in Madrid, contrary to many of the tabs, but they say that Old Ronaldo is for sale.
Young Ronaldo has made the Screws for shagging some trainee primary school teacher from Alty.