Last updated : 02 January 2004 By Editor

We all know about Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, and rumours about John O'Shea but Liverpool's official site claim that Rio was a fan too.

Miss World, who is apparently Chris De Burgh's daughter!!!!!!!! And The Pope are also Dirties according to Liverpool's official site

Amongst the fools is Auxerre's Djibril Cisse who says he has heard that United may be interested in his services, but suggested the United manager would be wasting his time trying to sign him.

"There has been no direct contact with United. I don't really know that much about it but I have heard something.

"But I am already advanced with Liverpool and they have my priority. I am not thinking about another club.

"If I leave at the end of the season it will be for Liverpool and not another club."