All Dippers on the Kop
Cilla and the Diddymen
The Lord God made the lot
Each tiny bunch of flowers
When anything goes wrong
They wallow in self-pity
And sing their Munich song
All things foul and verminous
Shellsuits of every hue
Trip us up on paving slabs
And we'll be sure to sue
Each time that bad things happen
They always say the same
It's never Liverpudlians
'Cos Chelsea are to blame
All things West of Manchester
All Dirties on the rob
Lose your match this Wednesday night
Oh please almighty God!