THERE'S ONLY ONE GREEDY BASTARD

Last Updated : 29-Sep-2002 by Editor

Former United captain Steve Bruce has admitted that he was the first person to tell Alan Shearer that United were interested in him. He told The Sun:

"I don't know whether I should be saying this, but it was me who tapped him up and told Alan that United wanted him."

Don't give up your day job

"But I can't have done a very good job because he ended up going to Newcastle instead."

Don't worry Steve, we all know who finished off better.