THERE'S ONLY ONE GREEDY BASTARD

Last updated : 29 September 2002 By Editor
Former United captain Steve Bruce has admitted that he was the first person to tell Alan Shearer that United were interested in him. He told The Sun:

"I don't know whether I should be saying this, but it was me who tapped him up and told Alan that United wanted him."
Don't give up your day job

"But I can't have done a very good job because he ended up going to Newcastle instead."

Don't worry Steve, we all know who finished off better.