To begin with.. Yorke falls off his bike
In the mountain bike race Dwight Yorke fell off his bike in true Kevin Keegan style in last night's inappropriately named Superstars competition. Fortunately, and only because it might affect any proposed transfer, he did not suffer any Keeganesque injuries.
For the record, he amassed a total of 14 points and was beaten by a woman in a couple of events. He did win the 1000m road race quite convincingly with a time of 2:43 mins – almost a 4 minute mile.
His former bike, Jordan is in hot water with The People after it was revealed that her six week old baby, was in a ‘smoke filled bar after midnight the other day.
Meanwhile it appears that Yorke has finally accepted that his baby is not ‘too white for me' as the Mirror reveals that he has been named as the father on the birth certificate.
DB is worrying model makers at Windsor's Legoland according to The Mirror:
Legoland near Windsor plans to add the England and Manchester United ace to its collection of stars made from the children's bricks. But the design team, who spend weeks on each model, are worried it could be out of date as soon as they finish it.
The People say that three broadcasters, including ITV are bidding to make a cartoon series starring DB. They want to turn video game, Go GO Beckham into an animated series.