TITBITS AND TITTLE-TATTLE PART 1
Get yourself a cuppa, you could be some time
BLATTER THREATENS PL
Sepp says he's gonna enforce fixture-reduction in national leagues in order to safeguard WCup quality. the long predicted club-country showdown is about to start
AYALA TO REPLACE RIO?
former united target sought by sheep - to replace Rio?
Guardian: Valencia's Argentinean defender Roberto Ayala is the latest central defender to be linked with Leeds, even though he missed the World Cup through injury and Leeds are now managerless.
RED STRIKES AGAIN
Karl Power blagged onto Wimbledon centre court the other day, played several points with a mate before escaping the 492 security personnel scot-free.
MORE UNITED TECH WOES
United's official website content was hit by the collapse of sports.com now we hear WorldCom's fraud may cause em further probs as the shamed company own UUnet, one of united's main tech partners. meanwhile how long can the site continue to pay over 20k a year to its surely underworked staff?
NEW KID ON THE BLOCK
Phil Neville's wife had son, Harvey James, this week. baby weighs six pounds - eight if you include the hump.
I'D JUST LOVE IT...
KKK hopes Wright-Philips will sign new deal and says 'he'll play for England in 2 years'. this from the man who predicted batty would score that penalty in 98...
McKNACKERMAN
More on the typical scouser sat on sidelines doing nowt and claiming weekly sub....
Guardian: Arsenal's interest in Real Madrid's Steve McManaman has cooledconsiderably in light of the midfielder's GBP100,000-a-week wage demands.
JOB OFFER ON MURKEYDIVE SHOCKER
Unemployed Gary Breen set to sign for Everton. first recorded instance of a doleite going INTO Liverpool to get a job
MAKING A CLEAN BREAST OF IT
Four women have contacted police after being persuaded to stand topless in their windows or balconies so that a satellite could give them a mammogram.
WIMBLEDON JOKE OF DAY
McEnroe was on drugs, says ex-wife. of course: we always knew he played better on grass
QUOTE OF THE DAY FROM SIR ELTON JOHN
To a female photographer, whilst knocking on Liz Hurley's door:
"You're scum and I hope you die of cancer of the CLITORIS" (The People)
TEARS FOR SOUVENIRS
Gary Megson has told WBA players not to try swapping shirts with Ingerluund-star reds at our opening fixture as he wants points, not souvenirs
SAFE HANDS DROPS SOMETHING ELSE
David Seaman's book 'safe hands'; arf!; has been reduced from 16.99 to 2.99
at several shops
BOG SEATS FOR SOUVENIRS
Jap fans have stripped England's hotel bare, seeking above all stuff from DB's room - including his bog seat. Ugh. You know what Japs are like with used knickers etc..don't go there..the Mirror's Brian Reade adds that he'd like to see Seaman's room, just to check how far over Dave's head the shower spray went..
BACK TO BRAZIL?
Blatter has promised to resurrect world club championship in 2005, claiming it won't impinge on player schedules - this the day after threatening FAs with enforced fixture reduction, hypocritical twat
SORRY SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD
DB pulled out of Elton John's mega party fearing that he would have to spend the night apologising for failing to win world cup.
THEY MAKE A NICE COUPLE
Anyway, cheer up Dave: Oz mag ' Who' has voted holly Vallance top bird and becks top bloke in its 'sexiest of year' poll
IT'S A GIRL
Posh has told DB that she is expecting a girl, according to The People. DB was obviously emotional, and 'gave Posh a big hug.'