First, some fact - Danny Webber has left to go to Watford. No fee is involved as this transfer is settlement for a former watford schoolboy moving to United - name not known.
The People claim that Harry Kewell has turned down £8m an offer from United saying: "I'm not interested in playing for you."
The People says that we may also bid for Gareth Southgate.
Bojan Djordic is being linked with three Swedish clubs, AIK Solna, Djurgarden and Hammarby.
The Sunday Times, no less claim that Chelsea have bid £30m for Thierry Henry
In addition to claiming that there has been a murder plot on Wayne Rooney, The People say that Chelsea are to bid £25 for him. Presumably they'll want him intact if thery're spending that kind of money. Paul Stretford (Rooney's agent) has allegedly been confronted in his office and has had his house shot at by gangsters who want some of the Rooney action.
The Sunday Mirror say that Chelsea will sign Joe Cole for £15m
The Observer run a piece linking, what appears to be, every player in Europe with Chelsea.
Meanwhile, Shaun Goater is in talks with Sunderland according to The People.