United Mad News Archive

HOME TRUTHS FOR COCKNEY PRETENDERS
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
PREMIERSHIP ON TERRESTRIAL TV
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
SAHA – HENRY BETTER THAN RUUD
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
PREMIERSHIP GROUP HUG
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
PROFIT, TURNOVER, HALF YEAR INTERIM RESULTS
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
GLAZER – ‘NO BID, FOR NOW'
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
CHAIRMAN'S REPORT
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
GILL PLEASED WITH PERFORMANCE
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
BARTHEZ'S CONTRACT TO BE TERMINATED
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
GROUND EXPANSION PLANS CONFIRMED
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
UNITED CONFIRM THAT A TRANSFER INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
GILL – WE'RE NOT FINISHED IN THE TRANSFER MARKET
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
NEW STANDS TO STRIKE A BALANCE
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
TAKEOVER STILL LIKELY
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
LEAKED REPORT SETS THE CAT AMONGST THE PIGEONS
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
WORST INJURY NEWS YET?
- Manchester United Wed 31st March
FORM ON THE PITCH EQUALS CASH IN THE TILLS
- Manchester United Tue 30th March
IT'S NOT BEEN A BED OF ROSES
- Manchester United Tue 30th March
UEFA U TURN
- Manchester United Tue 30th March
ABOUT TIME TOO
- Manchester United Tue 30th March
FRUSRTATION
- Manchester United Tue 30th March
WE NEED TO GO ONE BETTER
- Manchester United Tue 30th March
END THE SEASON ON A HIGH
- Manchester United Tue 30th March
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
- Manchester United Tue 30th March
WENGER STARTS THE GAMES
- Manchester United Tue 30th March
HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN
- Manchester United Mon 29th March
UNITED HAD PRE-CONTRACT AGREEMENT SIGNED WITH RONALDINHO
- Manchester United Mon 29th March
5 DAYS TILL PART TWO
- Manchester United Mon 29th March
VIEW FROM THE SHEETS
- Manchester United Mon 29th March
LIKE A DOG WITH A BONE
- Manchester United Mon 29th March
ABU BRITAIN NEEDS UNITED
- Manchester United Mon 29th March
REACTIONS
- Manchester United Mon 29th March
FEEL BETTER KNOWING THIS?
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
NARDIELLO ON THE MARK
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
TAKE THIS MAN TO THE FUNNY FARM
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
SAHA NOT SO GOOD
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
OTHER QUOTES
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
RONALDO IS OUT TO IMPRESS
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
WENGER LIKES YOUNG RONALDO
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
IS WENGER ON DRUGS NOW?
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
MASSIVE CLUB
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
LET BATTLE COMMENCE
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
LATER THAN ONE OF HIS TACKLES
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
RUUD TO WALK AWAY LIKE ERIC
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
Team news for Arsenal match
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
Arsenal 1 Manchester United 1
- Manchester United Sun 28th March
EURO ROUND UP
- Manchester United Fri 26th March
IF YOU FALL OFF YOUR HORSE
- Manchester United Fri 26th March
NICKY BUTT – WHY I STAYED
- Manchester United Fri 26th March
TEAM NEWS
- Manchester United Fri 26th March
TALK, TALK, TALK
- Manchester United Fri 26th March
KEEGAN IN HOSPITAL
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
LEEDS OFFER 25 YEAR SEASON TICKETS
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
I SEE A RED KIT
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
GIGGS IMPRESSED WITH MILAN
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
LIAM MILLER TO PLAY TONIGHT
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
FRENCH TARGET SIGNED UP
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
GIGGS – POST DERBY CRITICISM HURT
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
NEW COACH, OLD COACH?
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
RIO TO GO TO CHELSEA
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
SAHA TO FACE ARSENAL
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
FIFA HAPPY WITH RIO BAN
- Manchester United Thu 25th March
RESERVES IN DERBY DRAW
- Manchester United Wed 24th March
O'SHEA – CONFIDENCE IS HIGH
- Manchester United Wed 24th March
ROY DETERMINED TO TAKE HIS CHANCE
- Manchester United Wed 24th March
RIO – WE CAN REBUILD HIM
- Manchester United Wed 24th March
TRANSFER-A-RAMA
- Manchester United Wed 24th March
SMALL CLUBS TO GET FINANCIAL AID
- Manchester United Tue 23rd March
EXPERIENCE
- Manchester United Tue 23rd March
OOO LA LA
- Manchester United Tue 23rd March
LEFT WINGER SPEAKS OUT
- Manchester United Tue 23rd March
WE NEEDED THAT
- Manchester United Tue 23rd March
PHIL NEVILLE NEEDS A DRUG TEST
- Manchester United Tue 23rd March
SILVA OUT OF CUP SEMI
- Manchester United Mon 22nd March
WEST HAM – MILLWALL? MY ARSE
- Manchester United Mon 22nd March
BLAME IT ON VERON
- Manchester United Mon 22nd March
DJEMBA TWINS SPEAK
- Manchester United Mon 22nd March
RIO IS FA SCAPEGOAT
- Manchester United Mon 22nd March
RIO – NO APPEAL
- Manchester United Mon 22nd March
RONALDINHO BACKS FERGIE
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
BULL$H!T?
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
SIGN HIM UP
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
YOUR FAULT RIO
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
ERIC THE KING RECALLS HIS OWN BAN
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
A BIT HARSH
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
RIO SAYS HE IS STAYING
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
SCAPEGOAT
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
DOUBLE HEADER
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
CARROLL IN AGAINST ARSENAL
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
WHAT DID THEY THINK?
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
BROADSHEET VIEWS
- Manchester United Sun 21st March
Team news for Tottenham Hotspur match
- Manchester United Sat 20th March
Manchester United 3 Tottenham Hotspur 0
- Manchester United Sat 20th March
YOU'VE BEEN WAITING AND WAITING, NOW IT IS HERE
- Manchester United Fri 19th March
MILLWALL IN 74
- Manchester United Fri 19th March
NICKY BUTT DEFENDS THE DEFENCE
- Manchester United Fri 19th March
GIGGS GOES ARSENAL-ESQUE
- Manchester United Fri 19th March
FERGIE GOING NOWHERE
- Manchester United Fri 19th March
FERDINAND WARNED AGAINST AN APPEAL
- Manchester United Fri 19th March
RIO MUST SHOULDER BLAME
- Manchester United Fri 19th March
RIO BAN UPHELD
- Manchester United Fri 19th March
US TOUR THIS SUMMER
- Manchester United Thu 18th March
MCCLAREN WOULD HAVE STAYED AT OLD TRAFFORD…
- Manchester United Thu 18th March
KEANE WANTS TO WIN THE CUP
- Manchester United Thu 18th March
BRYAN ROBSON – FERGIE GAMBLED
- Manchester United Thu 18th March
GET A LIFE YOU MIDDLE DISTANCE RUNNING ARSE
- Manchester United Thu 18th March
NICKY BUTT – NIGHTMARE
- Manchester United Thu 18th March
TIMES – FIGURES SHOW WE MISS RIO
- Manchester United Thu 18th March
FA TO REJECT RIO APPEAL
- Manchester United Thu 18th March
DEAD WOOD CLEARANCE
- Manchester United Thu 18th March
I USED TO PLAY FOR UNITED YOU KNOW
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
A VIEW FROM AMERICA
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
NO RIO, ARGENTINA OR G-SPOT FOR US
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
CHARLTON DATE ANNOUNCED
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
FORTUNE IN THE NEWS
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
UNITED HOPEFUL WITH RIO
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
AND STILL, EVERYONE HAS A VIEW
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
CRISIS
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
AND MAN UNITED WILL NEVER DIE
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
IF ONLY HE PLAYED ON SUNDAY
- Manchester United Wed 17th March
GET STUCK IN
- Manchester United Tue 16th March
NO EXCUSES
- Manchester United Tue 16th March
TABLOID'S DREAM
- Manchester United Tue 16th March
WE BACK FERGIE
- Manchester United Tue 16th March
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
- Manchester United Tue 16th March
TRANSFER RUMOUR
- Manchester United Mon 15th March
PREDATORS TO GET SEAT ON THE BOARD
- Manchester United Mon 15th March
MIDFIELD NOT DEFENCE LOST THE DERBY
- Manchester United Mon 15th March
THE END IS NIGH FOR FERGIE
- Manchester United Mon 15th March
GIGGS THE NEXT TO GO?
- Manchester United Mon 15th March
VIEW FROM THE SHEETS
- Manchester United Mon 15th March
QUOTES AND REACTIONS
- Manchester United Mon 15th March
TABLOID TRANSFERS
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
FERGIE WANTS A PANEL OF REFEREES FOR EUROPE
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
RIO WANTS TO PLAY IN PORTUGAL
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
FERDINAND’S BAN COULD INCREASE
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
BONDING NOT BONDAGE
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
LIAR SAYS HE WANTS TO STAY IN SPAIN
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
COOLMORE ON THE BOARD?
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
ST NICK SAYS THAT ONLY A FOOL WOULD WRITE US OFF
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
FERGIE SAYS THAT KENYON SHOULD BE BLAMED FOR TRANSFER GAFFES
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
FERGIE STILL THE PACE MAKER
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
QUOTES FROM A VERY BITTER MAN
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
WILL THE RED ISSUE GYPSY CURSE WORK?
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
MATCH PREVIEW
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
Team news for Manchester City match
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
Manchester City 4 Manchester United 1
- Manchester United Sun 14th March
TECHNICAL PROBLEMS A GO GO AT RED ISSUE TOWERS
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
LIAR COMING HOME?
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
ANOTHER GIDDY DIV
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
RIO – I'M NOT FIT ENOUGH TO PLAY
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
NICKY BUTT – WE MUST PICK OURSELVES UP
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
IT'S NOT JUST BLACK AND WHITE
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
GOOD NEWS
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
RIO'S HAIR TO FORM BASIS OF HIS APPEAL
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
NEWS UPDATE - FORTUNE OUT FOR THE SEASON
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
NEWS UPDATE - FERGIE FITTED WITH PACEMAKER
- Manchester United Fri 12th March
OUT OF EUROPE, LOST THE LEAGUE, EVERYONE AGAINST US
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
LIAR OFFERS SYMPATHY
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
TRANSFER RUMOUR
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
SEMI FINAL REF ANNOUNCED
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
ONE TO ANOTHER
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
THEY LOVE TO HATE US
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
DEFENSIVE PROBLEMS MOUNT
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
THE INQUEST CONTINUES
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
MORE FROM GARY
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A BAD WINNER?
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
PLAYERS' REACTIONS
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
LOOKING FOR THE FORUM?
- Manchester United Thu 11th March
NEVER DANCE WITH THE DEVIL
- Manchester United Wed 10th March
SVEN – UNITED MISS RIO
- Manchester United Wed 10th March
AND SO IT CONTINUES
- Manchester United Wed 10th March
THE PRESS BEGIN THE INQUEST
- Manchester United Wed 10th March
SEASON OF MISTAKES COST UNITED
- Manchester United Wed 10th March
BIT BIZARRE THIS ONE
- Manchester United Wed 10th March
VIEW FROM THE BROADSHEETS
- Manchester United Wed 10th March
SEMI AT VILLA PARK
- Manchester United Wed 10th March
QUOTES & REACTIONS
- Manchester United Wed 10th March
YOU CAN FEEL IT
- Manchester United Tue 9th March
WHEELCHAIR GLORYHUNTER
- Manchester United Tue 9th March
IF WE GET THROUGH TONIGHT
- Manchester United Tue 9th March
FA CUP DRAW
- Manchester United Tue 9th March
UNITED ARE RUBBISH
- Manchester United Tue 9th March
THE GAME IS ON
- Manchester United Tue 9th March
MANCHESTER EDUCATION COMMITTEE
- Manchester United Tue 9th March
MIND GAMES
- Manchester United Tue 9th March
DO YOUR BIT
- Manchester United Tue 9th March
ALL THE REST OF THE NEWS
- Manchester United Mon 8th March
ARSENAL THE BEST EVER
- Manchester United Mon 8th March
MONEY FOR NOTHING
- Manchester United Mon 8th March
THIS STILL ISN'T SORTED
- Manchester United Mon 8th March
GIVE THEM HELL
- Manchester United Mon 8th March
VIEIRA HAPPY AT ARSENAL
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
TRANSFER RUMOUR
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
PRAISE FOR RUUD
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
FERGIE ON CHELSEA'S TRANSFERS
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
McCARTHY HELPED KEANE
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
FERGIE CALLS ON THE FANS
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
SMITH WAS SECOND CHOICE
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
SMITH'S COUNSEL WILL HELP FERGIE
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
FERGIE COMES UP SMILING
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
DEFENSIVE PROBLEMS DOWN TO COMPLACENCY
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
HOW MUCH ARE THESE PEOPLE PAID?
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
VIEW FROM THE SHEETS
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
SCHOLES REQUESTS PERSONAL HEARING
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
RUUD ON RESTS
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
FERGIE – DON'T WRITE US OFF
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
FERGIE – I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A DEFENDER
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
FERGIE BACKS DOWN AND ROCK CASE IS OVER
- Manchester United Sun 7th March
Team news for Fulham match
- Manchester United Sat 6th March
Manchester United 2 Fulham 1
- Manchester United Sat 6th March
THERE MAY BE TROUBLE AHEAD
- Manchester United Fri 5th March
TRANSFER RUMOUR
- Manchester United Fri 5th March
SILVESTRE – TITLE RACE IS NOT OVER YET
- Manchester United Fri 5th March
HOWARD – ‘THESE ARE TOUGH TIMES'
- Manchester United Fri 5th March
ARSENAL'S DEBT INCREASES
- Manchester United Fri 5th March
FERGIE AND RUUD IN CLASH
- Manchester United Fri 5th March
FANTASTIC NEWS
- Manchester United Fri 5th March
KEANE WILL LEARN HIS FATE TODAY
- Manchester United Fri 5th March
GOVERNMENT FUNDED CLUB INVESTIGATED
- Manchester United Thu 4th March
KNOW YOUR PLACE
- Manchester United Thu 4th March
SAD STORY
- Manchester United Thu 4th March
SOFTLY SOFTLY
- Manchester United Thu 4th March
CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS?
- Manchester United Thu 4th March
ON THE MARCH WITH FERGIE'S ARMY
- Manchester United Thu 4th March
NOT SO MUCH SLAMMING THE STABLE DOOR AFTER THE HORSE HAS BOLTED...
- Manchester United Thu 4th March
WHAT A NICE MAN
- Manchester United Thu 4th March
THE NEW BUSBY
- Manchester United Wed 3rd March
KEEP STRONG GERARD, KEEP STRONG
- Manchester United Wed 3rd March
SILVESTRE BACK FOR PORTO?
- Manchester United Wed 3rd March
IT WASN'T JUST ME
- Manchester United Wed 3rd March
THERE'S A FLAW TO YOUR ARGUMENT
- Manchester United Wed 3rd March
AND THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW WHAT B*LL*CKS IT IS
- Manchester United Wed 3rd March
A NON-STORY FOR LAZY JOURNALISTS AND IDIOTS
- Manchester United Wed 3rd March
ROBBEN
- Manchester United Tue 2nd March
BLAH BLAH BLAH
- Manchester United Tue 2nd March
MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS
- Manchester United Tue 2nd March
DOWN BUT NOT OUT
- Manchester United Tue 2nd March
NOT THE BEST OF WEEKS
- Manchester United Tue 2nd March
THE FAT LADY HAS CLEARED HER THROAT
- Manchester United Tue 2nd March
YOU THOUGHT WE NEEDED COVER IN DEFENCE?
- Manchester United Tue 2nd March
FERGIE JNR MOVING INTO NEW LINE OF WORK?
- Manchester United Mon 1st March
BLATTER OPENS HIS MOUTH
- Manchester United Mon 1st March
AND SO IT CONTINUES
- Manchester United Mon 1st March
KLEBERSON – I'LL GET BETTER
- Manchester United Mon 1st March
FERGIE IN NEW FA PROBE
- Manchester United Mon 1st March