United Mad News Archive

REMEMBER KEVIN?
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
FINANCIAL SWAMP
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
FLETCHER, THE FLYING SCOTSMAN
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
DOES GRAHAM KELLY GET UP YOUR NOSE?
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
DOWIE AND ALEX
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
LOTS OF IFS AND MAYBES FOR BUTT
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
PITY POOR ASHLEY
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
PHIL TEARING HIMSELF APART
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
PANIC DOWN THE ROAD
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
PADDY BIG HEAD
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
MONACO DEFENDER ANYONE?
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
ERIC TO RETURN?
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
RESERVES ON THEIR WAY
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
GIVE THE LADS A CHANCE
- Manchester United Mon 31st May
ALL PRAISE PUGH
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
EXPECTING THE MAX FROM MILLER
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
END FOR JASON OF THE MANY NOUGHTS
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
GIGGS BETTER THAN EVER
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
SCHOLES FEARS
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
LOOKING FORWARD
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
BLUE LIPS BEDS BIG BROTHER BLONDE
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
COACHING CHANGES
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
THESE COLOURS DON'T RUN
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
RIO THROUGH THE OUT DOOR?
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
HEINZE THROUGH THE IN DOOR
- Manchester United Sun 30th May
RIO BACKS UP SMITH
- Manchester United Fri 28th May
KEANE TOUCHED BY RECEPTION
- Manchester United Fri 28th May
THE ROAD TO DISAPPOINTMENT
- Manchester United Fri 28th May
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
- Manchester United Fri 28th May
THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
- Manchester United Fri 28th May
KICK IN THE TEETH
- Manchester United Fri 28th May
NEWS ON THE WAY
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
MEDIA WHORES
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
PORTO WIN THE EUROPEAN CUP
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
KEANE HUNGRY
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
CARLOS TALKING TO TOTTENHAM
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
FARWELL DANNY PUGH
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
FLETCH BECOMES SCOTTISH CAPTAIN
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
RUUD PLEDGES HIS FUTURE – AGAIN
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
SHAREHOLDERS UNITED BACK FERGIE OVER THE SCANDAL
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
MORE FROM THE SCANDAL
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
ANOTHER PART TO THE SCANDAL
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
SO IT HAPPENS – SMITH SIGNS
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
SEASON'S OVER
- Manchester United Thu 27th May
BEST OF THE REST
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
REMEMBER THIS DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
A WINTER TALE
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
LIAR LOSES IT
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
THANKS FOR NOTHING
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
MORE ON THE SCANDAL
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
AN ABSOLUTE SCANDAL
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
THE PROMISED LAND
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
HAPPY TREBLE DAY
- Manchester United Wed 26th May
SIT TIGHT WHILE I START REVIEWIN'
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
GATHER 'ROUND ME CHILDREN
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
JUST WHEN EVERYTHING LOOKED SO DARK
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
YOU'VE GOT TO SPREAD JOY
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
DON'T MESS WITH MISTER IN-BETWEEN
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
WHAT DID THEY DO?
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
HAVE FAITH OR PANDEMONIUM
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
LATCH ON TO THE AFFIRMATIVE
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
ELIMINATE THE NEGATIVE
- Manchester United Tue 25th May
WASHED UP OLD HAS BEEN
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
RONNIE HAS HIS OWN SAY
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
DESPERATE MEASURES
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
SHAREHOLDERS' UNITED TREBLE
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
GREEDY FERGIE
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
FERGIE IN FRESH TRANSFER ALLEGATIONS
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
POST-MATCH QUOTES
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
NOBODY AGREES WITH ERIKSSON
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
WE ARE WHO WE ARE
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
THE MAN WITH THE TWISTED GUTS
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
THERE'S ONLY ONE RONALDO
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
ROONEY - 'LAUGHABLE'
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
IF YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND SOME MONEY
- Manchester United Mon 24th May
IS THERE STILL TIME FOR A SAVE OUR HOULLIER CAMPAIGN?
- Manchester United Sun 23rd May
TABLOID STUFF
- Manchester United Sun 23rd May
WE'VE GOT WESLEY BROWN
- Manchester United Sun 23rd May
PROSPECTIVE COACHES
- Manchester United Sun 23rd May
ROONEY
- Manchester United Sun 23rd May
SMITH NEWS
- Manchester United Sun 23rd May
JIMMY JIMMY
- Manchester United Sun 23rd May
CUP FINAL QUOTES
- Manchester United Sun 23rd May
11 TIMES
- Manchester United Sun 23rd May
RAISE YOUR BANNERS HIGH MY FRIENDS...
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
TALES FROM THE TRANSFER MERRY-GO-ROUND
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
WILKINS STOKES THE FIRE
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
TAKE ME HOME CARDIFF ROADS
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
SAF ON THE FAC
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
WHEN THE DUST SETTLES
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
RICARDO'S RETURN
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
ONE TRICK PONY
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
SMITH IS A CERT
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
RAISE YOUR BANNERS HIGH MY FRIENDS...
- Manchester United Fri 21st May
FABIEN SENT OFF AS VALENCIA WIN UEFA CUP
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
MAYBE JUST ARREST A FEW FOREIGN LOOKING KIDS ON FRIDAY AS WELL
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
HOULLIER ON HIS WAY
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
YOUNGSTERS LET GO
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
ANOTHER LEEDS PLAYER LINKED
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
O'LEARY PRAISE FOR RIO
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
FERGIE LAUDS WES
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
INTERNATIONAL CALL UPS
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
THE GHOST OF UPSETS PAST
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
WILKINS PUT OFF BY JEALOUSY
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
EX REDS LOOK FORWARD TO THE FINAL
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
FERGIE TO BREAK THE BAD NEWS LIKE A MAN
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
ALL THE LATEST SMITH NEWS
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
WEM-BER-LEE, WEM-BER-LEE
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
KEANE SHOULD PLAY IN THE FINAL
- Manchester United Thu 20th May
GOLDEN BOLLOX
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
LAZIO MONEY-GO-ROUND
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
TRANSFER DENIALS
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
ENGLAND SQUAD
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
FERGIE IS A $*&%
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
FOCUS POCUS
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
HOWARD IN NETS
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
UGH - CAN YOU IMAGINE?
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
THAI BID = NO GERRARD
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
ERIC INTERVIEW
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
GOOD BUY, BAD BUY?
- Manchester United Tue 18th May
LOSERPOOL
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
LIVERPOOL AT CROSSROADS
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
STAM FOR MILAN
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
ARGENTINA! ARGENTINA!
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
PICKING UP THE LANGUAGE
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
PROTECT THE YOUTH
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
SILVESTRE
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
'UNITED MUST SIGN SMITH'
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
MILWALL RED
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
FERGIE - VILLA POST MATCH
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
GIGGS RUMINATES
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
MANAGERIAL COMMENT
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
WESLEY STAYING HOME
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
TODAY'S THE DAY
- Manchester United Mon 17th May
DENIS CALLS IT A DAY
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
IT'S A BALL FOR SMITH
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
IT'S GALL FOR SMITH
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
SCHOLES LAMENTS HIS FORM (AND HIS DIVING SKILLS TOO)
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
SPOILT FOR CHOICE
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
WISE WORDS FROM SCHOLES
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
KEANO TO BREAK MODERN DAY RECORD
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
OLE STAYING FOR DEFO
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
SUMMER'S HERE AND IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
QUOTES
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
VIEWS FROM THE BROADSHEETS
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
LIES, DAMN LIES AND STATISTICS
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
EXCERPTS FROM FERGIE'S SUNDAY TIMES INTERVIEW
- Manchester United Sun 16th May
Team news for Aston Villa match
- Manchester United Sat 15th May
Aston Villa 0 Manchester United 2
- Manchester United Sat 15th May
THE BRIGHT SIDE
- Manchester United Fri 14th May
FAT FRANK SAYS NO
- Manchester United Fri 14th May
REDS ON FRENCH DUTY
- Manchester United Fri 14th May
GIGGSY'S SWIPE AT BLATTER
- Manchester United Fri 14th May
UNITED LEGEND
- Manchester United Fri 14th May
HOW MANY CHICKENS SIR ALEX?
- Manchester United Fri 14th May
BACKWARDS, UNDER ACHIEVED AND SPECIAL
- Manchester United Fri 14th May
NO FAILURE AT OT
- Manchester United Fri 14th May
MAN WITH HEAD IN OVEN
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAN WITH HEAD UP ARSE
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAN WITH FINGERS CROSSED
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAN IN DENIAL
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAN IN LOVE
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAD MAN
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
DESPERATE MAN
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
DON'T YOU JUST LUV THIS MAN?
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
DESPICABLE MAN
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
HUNDREDS OF MEN
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAN WITH FORKED TONGUE
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAN WITH CHIP ON SHOULDER
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAN WITH A SECRET
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAN WITH A PROBLEM
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
MAN WITH A TARGET
- Manchester United Thu 13th May
THE BEST OF THE REST
- Manchester United Wed 12th May
YOU BOUGHT THE MAG?
- Manchester United Wed 12th May
LOVE YOU LONG TIME
- Manchester United Wed 12th May
LIFE IMITATING ART
- Manchester United Wed 12th May
YOU'RE NOT WANTED
- Manchester United Wed 12th May
QUELLE SURPRISE!
- Manchester United Wed 12th May
OLE WE SALUTE YOU
- Manchester United Wed 12th May
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO FERGIE
- Manchester United Wed 12th May
CUP OF BITTER
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
SEBA FLOPS BACK TO ITALY
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
POISONOUS GOBSHITE
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
TODAY'S BECKHAM STORY
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
OWEN 'TROPHIES OR I'M OFF'
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
KNOBHEAD WINS FANS' POET LAUREATE
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
SCOUSE THAI UP
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
GIVE GILL A GRILLING
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
SMITH MAKES A PITCH TOO
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
COME AND GET ME
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
FLETCHER'S VISION
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
MORE FROM RUUD
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
KEANE QUOTES
- Manchester United Tue 11th May
OBVIOUS & DISTRESSING
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
CELESTIAL BEINGS
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
GREAT NEWS FROM THE BOO CAMP
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
MARADONA OUT OF HOSPITAL
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
VALENCIA CROWNED SPANISH CHAMPIONS
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
BANGKOK, BROTHELS AND SCOUSERS
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
FERGIE HUTH AND PUFF
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
SPANISH REJECTIONS
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
BEARDY LOVE
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
FERGUSON FEARS EURO BURN OUT
- Manchester United Mon 10th May
COMPACT AND BROADSHEET VIEWS
- Manchester United Sun 9th May
HOW MANY CARS CAN YOU DRIVE AT ANY ONE TIME?
- Manchester United Sun 9th May
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?
- Manchester United Sun 9th May
DRINK BEER
- Manchester United Sun 9th May
AS UNORIGINAL AS IT GETS
- Manchester United Sun 9th May
FERDINAND PLAYS DOWN MOVES FOR HIM AND RUUD
- Manchester United Sun 9th May
RUUD NOT TO STAY?
- Manchester United Sun 9th May
70s DAY 'WAS THE TALK OF THE DRESSING ROOM'
- Manchester United Sun 9th May
Manchester United 1 Chelsea 1
- Manchester United Sat 8th May
TOO LITTLE TOO LATE
- Manchester United Fri 7th May
MISFORTUNE
- Manchester United Fri 7th May
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
- Manchester United Fri 7th May
KNEES UP IN CARDIFF
- Manchester United Fri 7th May
PANIC STATIONS
- Manchester United Fri 7th May
SET YOURSELF UP FOR THE SUMMER
- Manchester United Fri 7th May
SET YOURSELF UP FOR THE SUMMER
- Manchester United Thu 6th May
STEPTOE REPEATS THE MANTRA
- Manchester United Thu 6th May
CITY COULD STILL GET RELEGATED
- Manchester United Thu 6th May
MOURINHO THINKS HE'S ELVIS
- Manchester United Thu 6th May
RUUD - KNEE OR THIGH?
- Manchester United Thu 6th May
KLEBERSON WHISTFUL
- Manchester United Thu 6th May
THE PLC PLUMBS NEW DEPTHS
- Manchester United Thu 6th May
TOOTHLESS HARDMAN
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
WALKING IN A CITY WONDERLAND
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
RIO DRUGS PROBE
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
ACCOUNTANTS HOVER MENACINGLY
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
MCGUINESS JOINS IN
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
IS THIS A FIRST?
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
QUINTON ON THE MEND
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
DON'T WRITE UNITED OFF
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
FINGERS CROSSED
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
BURNLEY LINE UP PHELAN
- Manchester United Wed 5th May
AND..JUST FOR A LAUGH
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
STILL WHERE THERE'S FAME
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
THE LIAR 23 CIRCUS HEADS FOR LONDON
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
BOMB PLOT THREAT BOLLOX
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
SHEEP AS BIG AS RATS
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
SCHADENFREUDE
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
SEVENTIES DAY
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
MICKEY'S TAKE
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
O'SHEA REGURGITATES THE MESSAGE
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
SCHOLES - 'WE'RE A LET DOWN'
- Manchester United Tue 4th May
TALES FROM THE TABS
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
FRIDAY'S PRESS CONFERENCE HERE
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
YOUNGSTER TURNS UNITED DOWN
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
FLETCHER ON LIFE AT OLD TRAFFORD
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
MILLER MORE LIKE SCHOLES THAN KEANO
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
KICKINGS OFF ARE BOUND TO HAPPEN
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
'YOU CAN'T TURN FORM ON AND OFF LIKE A TAP'
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
VODAPHONE INTERNATIONAL TORNO
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
CUP FINAL TICKETS UPDATE
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
EUSEBIO? I SAY KIDDO.
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
TALKING THROUGH HIS ARSE AGAIN
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
PERHAPS WATKINS IS TO GET A GRILLING AFTER SELLING HIS SHARES
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
QUOTES
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
VIEWS FROM THE BROADSHEETS
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
RUUD WITHOUT A CLAUSE - SUNDAY PAPER UPDATE
- Manchester United Sun 2nd May
Team news for Blackburn Rovers match
- Manchester United Sat 1st May
Blackburn Rovers 1 Manchester United 0
- Manchester United Sat 1st May